theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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Have fun and good luck.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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