Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
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He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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