grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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