So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
