Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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