Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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