hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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