Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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