He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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