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so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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