She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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