i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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