Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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