Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
You did what with his pubic hair?
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