I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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