i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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