do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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