theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bring money and cleavage
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Randomize