I just saw a hot homeless man
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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