I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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