Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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