If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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