At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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