yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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