new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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