forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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