whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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