biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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