Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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