should my penis look like a turkey
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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