He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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