Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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