Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
this will be a night to untag.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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