Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I got inside last night via doggy door
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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