Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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