Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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