therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
