somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I don't want my vagina anymore.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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