A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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