i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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