do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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