she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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