His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I have surprise drugs for everyone
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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