tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Found the puke drawer
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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