Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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