I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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