So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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