There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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