this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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