I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Randomize
