I'll bet she douches with gravy.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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