do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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