she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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