i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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